The Bastard isn’t just a BBQ. It’s an attitude. A statement.
A weapon of flavor forged in fire, built to outlast trends, and ready to turn any backyard, rooftop, or alleyway into a raw battlefield of smoke and heat.
Born in Haarlem, The Netherlands, raised by the streets, this is a kamado built for people who don’t care about rules, because we make our own.
We don’t do delicate. We don’t do safe. We do bold.
Char, grit, and taste that hits harder than the city streets at rush hour. From low ‘n slow nights that burn until the sun comes up, to sears so hot they feel like asphalt in July.
The Bastard doesn’t just cook, it dominates.
This isn’t some polished patio ornament. This is iron, fire, and attitude welded into one. It’s not for everyone.
It’s for the misfits, the makers, the grinders who know BBQ is more than just food, it’s culture, it’s craft, it’s chaos under control.
Straight outta Haarlem. Forged in The Netherlands.
Urban by nature. Legendary by flavor.
We are The Bastard.